American Tourists Say and Do the Craziest Things!

Each tourist season we collect these little anecdotesbackpacker: Walks into a crowded restaurant and
that American tourist seem so willing to provide. All weannounces, "All Mexican women are b**ches".Another
have to do is sit in the main plaza with pen andAmerican Redneck Hick: What kind of speech do y'all
notebook in hand. Enjoy!Old American Male: What'stalk down here?American Woman in English
there to do in this town?Sweet Mexican woman: Havebookstore: She points to something she finds
you tried visiting our city's churches?Old Americaninappropriate and tells the owner it is a sacrilege that
Male: I've been all over the world and have seen moreshe has such an item.Another chubby bald American: I
churches than I care to remember. I don't need to seeam worried about all the graft in Mexico (I guess he
any more God d***ed churches.High School Americandoesn't keep up on graft in America![1]I have to make
girls: Oh my God, can you believe the toilet papera comment here: Americans act as though America is
dispenser was OUTSIDE the stall?Americanthe paragon of all that is good in the world. Where
Restaurant Patron: I asked for a "real" taco.Americandoes this self-delusion come from? They are so quick
cab rider: I want "real" money in change and notto point out corruption in another country while
pesos.American Student: Are all the Mexican womenwickedness of all sorts is going on right under their
this fat?American (Texan) Housewife: Do you realizenoses! Perhaps the Minuteman Project fanatics who
just how corrupt your government is here?Americanblame the Mexican migrant workers for exploiting
Freak-a-Zoid Hippie: I can't believe you Americansservices should do a little self-examination at their own
(expats) who want to live in such a poorfraud...see footnoted quote!Can someone please
country.American woman in tour-group: You shouldn'texplain this to me?So ends my story on Americans
feed your child something like that for breakfast! (Shesay and do the craziest things![1] Billions Misspent by
says this to a Mexican mother.)American man fat andMedicaid in New York State, Tuesday,HealthIssues
balding: They have no booze in this grocery store forDaily Briefing, July 19, 2005Billions Misspent by Medicaid
Christ's sake.American Country Club Snobs: What doin New York State A year-long investigation by the
you mean there's no golf course here?AmericanNew York Times found that the New York state
teenaged male: Where's the mall so I can cruise forMedicaid program has been misspending billions of
Mexican chicks?American 10-year old: But I wanted adollars annually because of "fraud, waste and
Happy-Meal!American Redneck Hick: Donch y'all haveprofiteering." According to the Times, the program has
no cafeterias down to where you're from?Americanbecome so huge, so complex and so lightly policed
Old Crow (female): Walks into a bank and beginsthat it is easily exploited. NewYork's Medicaid program
screaming, "I know some mother-f***er employee herespends about $44.5 billion annually, which is more than
speaks English and I want to talk to them rightany other state, including California, whose Medicaid
now!"American Senior Citizen: But I demand a Seniorprogram covers about 55 percent more
citizen's discount on this roasted ear of corn.Americanpeople.Freelance writer, Syndicated Columnist, and
Hotel Patron: Why don't you get ESPN?San Miguel debook author, Doug Bower, has written a compelling
Allende American Expat: Stands in front of a Mexicannew book titled, AMERICA'S ANTI-MEXICAN
young person's rock band and gives them "the finger"XENOPHOBIA. Have you wondered if the Minuteman
until the concert is disrupted.Middle-aged AmericanProject is really on the "up and up"?