Golf Clothes: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

All sport has changed vastly over the last century, forand had to borrow one from a friend. Given his history,
better or for worse. One thing in particular that hasI think it’s safe to assume that looking different is
come a long way is sports kit and clothing, with evermore important to Ian than looking good – so
more emphasis being put on what players are wearinghe’s definitely succeeding there! Don’t try this at
during their sport.home.
Of all sports however, the one most criticised for itsThe Ugly
approach to clothes and fashion is golf – and forFinally we have the ensemble presented by the late
good reason too! The heavy burden of traditionPayne Stewart in Bars and Pars Golf Society’s
definitely slows progress in any area and, of all sports;Top 10 Fashion Disasters an awkward combination of
golf is the one most buried in out-dated ideals. Thewhat appear to be a rugby shirt and socks,
most obvious of these is the demand for players toaccentuated with a jogging bottoms/flat-cap
wear smart clothing, despite the obvious fact thatcombination that seems slightly out of place on a golf
what looked smart then looks ridiculous now! Luckily,course, since he isn’t playing rugby, jogging
golf has swayed slightly and allows modern players toor...shooting game. Or so I assume!
wear clothes that are considered to look good inTo be fair to the man, the pose doesn’t help. After
modern society – but naturally this doesn’tall, it does seem to closely mirror the means by which
always guarantee that they will! In this article IIan Poulter probably came by his trousers. At least the
investigate the good, the bad and the ugly of recentcolours match. In short; this choice of clothes is almost
golf clothing.as Payneful as this pun.
The GoodSo there you have it; the good, the bad and the ugly of
The offering from Camilo Villegas in golf.com’sgolf clothes. Speaking of which, you may be interested
gallery of the Top 10 Best Dressed Golfers is simple,to know that Mr. Eastwood actually has his very own
themed and understated, but has a little splash of funkbrand of golf clothing; “not merely a collection of
and originality. Comprising of all navy blue, except for aclothing. Tehama is truly inspired by the life of an
bright orange belt; this outfit reminds us that what weAmerican icon.” I’m not sure exactly what kind
wear on and off the pitch need not be like a punch inof life inspires golf clothing, but I hadn’t put Clint’s
the face in order to be different. Accessories like belts,down as one of them – how wrong I was!
caps and sweatbands help distinguish a player’sOf course, when one reads further into the website,
look, without making a massive song and dance in theone discovers that what they actually mean by
process. Camilo’s golf clothes are smart, stylish and“inspired by the life of Clint Eastwood” is
not attention-seeking...unlike his bizarre Spiderman“created by Clint Eastwood”...and what they
putting-routine, for which I can only imagine he requiresmean by “created by Clint Eastwood” is
50% lycra trousers.“created by Nancy Haley”, who explains that
"When I design the men's line, I do it in Clint's image”.
The BadSo – Tehama is a brand of golf clothes, created
In stark contrast to the above humble statement ofwith Clint Eastwood in mind. Hooray!
individuality, stands the incredible example of confusionApparently “Tehama” is a Native American
displayed by Ian Poulter displayed by the Johnnieword meaning “abundance of nature” – you
Walker Classic article from In Golf We Trust Despiteknow; that thing we took from them and destroyed?
sharing the same “Go with an orangeWith this pseudo-philosophy in mind, it’s no surprise
accessory” technique as Villegas, in the form of anthat the company’s sales topped $11 million in 1999;
orange sun-visor, Ian Poulter – as well known for hisI’m sure Sitting Bull would be proud. According to
fashion mishaps as for his golfing prowess – hasthe website, Tehama clothing is classic 1940s style that
added a blinding gold shirt and “dark-chocolate”has been updated to fit the new millennium mindset;
trousers into the mix. Why he has done so is awhich, as far as I’m aware, is that the 1940s were
mystery, unless he was actually intending to clash likea terrible time all fashion, golf especially (unless, of
an Iggy Pop themed Bratz doll. To give him the benefitcourse, “classic” is a Native American word
of the doubt, maybe he wasn’t planning on wearingmeaning “made without eyes”).
a hat on the day, but found the Indian sunlight too much